I'm afraid of 29 out of 72 common fears

I´m afraid of...

[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[x] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total so far: 4

[ ] being touched
[x] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[x] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[x] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 9

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clown
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
Total so far: 4

[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
Total so far: 8

[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[x] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
Total so far: 4

Total : 29

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid
If you get 10-20, you are normal
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of X out of 72 common fears

Ps : Copy from dita's blog :D

Ray♥

Guilty?

We are all guilty of saving old messages from someone who became really special in our lives and going to familiar places that gives us that small twinge in our hearts and smiles on our faces. It’s one of the most bittersweet feelings ever because every time that person crosses our minds, we remember the instances when we were happy and complete.

From Daddy

Your little girl has grown up daddy. She lies to you about not having a boyfriend, her virgin lips are inexistent, and her clothes no longer hang below her knees. She wears makeup , she knows how to doll herself up , and she has an interest for men. However, Daddy, the only man she will forever love the most is you. She may have a million men who steal and break her heart, but you are the only one who can give your blessings and allow the right gentlemen to take your place as the new protector of the heart. I love you Daddy, signed your daughter.

HeyHo

Hello.i'm back yow mamen

miss me?yeahaha i know i know -__-

okey gue gatau mau post apa.ini random wgwg

abis post ini gue mau post cerita gue dan sahabat gue *ceilah haha

tapi berhubung foto yang bersangkutan sedang di edit jadi kita post random dulu hehe

apa ya?gue post cerita di nguping jakarta aja deh.wgwg

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Kurang cerdas basa-basinya.

Ibu #1: "Eh bo, anak loe sekarang udah kelas berapa?"

Ibu #2: "Anak gua yang mana?"

Ibu #1: "Itu lho, yang kelas 4 SD..."

Dukuh Atas, didengar oleh dua mahasiswi yang ingin menari-nari.

Uhm, kamu juga saya silent bentar ya?

Cowok: "Hape kamu di-silent terus ya?"

Cewek: "Ya abis kalau bunyi berisik..."

Cowok: "Kenapa gak dikecilin aja volumenya?"

Cewek: "Ya, nanti kalau dikecilin gak kedengeran..."

Halte TransJakarta, didengar oleh cowok yang ingin loncat ke jalan raya.

Kadang biru, seringnya merah...

Anak kecil: (berteriak) "Mah! Kak X matanya pake softex makanya biru! Ih, lucu ya, Mah! Aku mau dong pake softex di mata aku!

Plaza Semanggi, didengar oleh seseorang yang ingin mengeluarkan makanan dari dalam perutnya.

Keadilan tanpa memandang bulu.

Guru: "Mana PR kamu? Kalau kamu gak buat, kamu keluar aja deh!"

Murid: "Oke, tapi kalau ternyata saya buat, ibu yang keluar ya!"

Jakarta, didengar oleh seisi kelas yang berharap si murid benar-benar membuat PR-nya.

Ya kan lautan tempat lari mereka sebelum qurban...

Cewek #1: "Oi, lagi makan apa loe?"

Cewek #2: "Oh, ini rumput laut..."
Cewek #1: "Ihhh, dasar kambing loe!"

Restoran Jepang di Jakarta, didengar oleh pelanggan lain yang baru tahu kambing bisa menyelam.

Yang penting dalamnya... kesabarannya...

Cewek: (Melihat foto) "Waaaah, cewek kamu cantik juga yaaah..."

Cowok: "Iya dooong!"

Cewek: "Kamu mesti bersyukur tuh, cewek kamu tipe wanita baik-baik..."

Cowok: "Hah, emang kenapa?"

Cewek: "Soalnya dia milih cowok gak berdasarkan tampangnya..."

Didengar oleh seorang teman yang langsung tercekat iba.

Teladani sinetron...

Sambil menonton TV,

Ayah: "Kamu tuh jadi orang harus bertanggung jawab..."

Anak: (sambil membaca majalah) "Hmmmm..."

Ayah: "Bayar kuliah mahal, kuliah yang bener..."

Anak: "Hmmmm..."

Ayah: "Jangan kaya Satria yang ninggalin Cahaya gitu aja..."

Anak: "..."

Didengar oleh si anak yang langsung ingin melempar TV jauh-jauh.

Kata ganti yang mematikan.

Calon menantu pria: (setelah berbicara panjang) "... jadi begitu, Om, maksud saya bicara malam ini..."

Bapak: "Ya sudahlah kalau gitu... kalau memang anumu sudah kuat benar, saya sih setuju-setuju aja."

Tanah Kusir, didengar oleh si anak yang nyaris pingsan mendengar persyaratan itu.

DIkunyah-kunyah juga?

Cewek #1: "Gila, mochi tadi enak banget ya!"

Cewek #2: "He-eh, empuk-empuk enak gitu..."

Cewek #3:"Iya, kayak pembalut kesayangan gua..."

Toko Mochi di Jakarta, didengar oleh kedua teman yang langsung menjauh seketika.

Pakai tenaga angin mungkin?

Adik: “Aduh kenapa sih mati lampu harus siang-siang gini?”

Kakak: “Bukannya lebih mending siang ya dek? Kalo malem kan ga enak rumah jadi gelap total.”

Adik: “Ya tapi kalo siang kan panas, gak bisa pake AC.”

Kakak: “Kalo panas ya nyalain kipas angin aja.”

Didengar oleh sang Ibu yang langsung ingin menyolok kabel kipas angin ke hidung si kakak.

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nahaha.lucu gak?gue bacanya lucu wgwg

mau baca lagi yang lebih banyak baca di NGUPING JAKARTANYA AJA YA --> NGUPING JAKARTA <-- klik

haha sekian dulu postnya.nanti lupa edit fotonya lagi gue wgwg

BYE ALL ~

btw, have a nice friday ya :)